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分类: BSD

2012-06-02 11:03:17

-----------------
SMS Abbreviations
-----------------
Abbr.    Meaning

1ce    once
2     to
26y4u   too ***y for you
2day   today
2mor   tomorrow
2moro   tomorrow
2morrow  tomorrow
2nite   tonight
3sum   threesome
4     for
911    emergency - call me
add    address
afaik   as far as i know
agreemt  agreement
aka    also known as
asap   as soon as possible
atb    all the best
ayor   at your own risk
b     be
b/c    because
b4    before
b4n    or bfn        bye for now
bbl    be back late(r)
bcnu   be seeing you
b'day   birthday
bhl8   be home late
bil    boss is listening
brb    be right back
btdt   been there done that
btw    by the way
buzz   off        buzz off
c     see
cid    consider it done
cmi    call me
coz    because
ctr    center
cu    see you
cu    @        see you around
cub    l8r        call you back later
cul    see you later
cul8tr  see you later
cuz    because
cyr    bos        call your boss
cyr    bro        call your brother
cyr    h        call your husband
cyr    ma        call your mother
cyr    ofis        call your office
cyr    pa        call your father
cyr    sis        call your sister
cyr    wf        call your wife
d     or de        the
da    the
don    doing
dylm   do you like me
ez    easy
f2f    face to face
f2t    free to talk
fotflol  falling on the floor, laughing out loud
fyi    for your information
gal    get a life
gr8    great
grt    great
gtg    got to go
gudluk  good luck
h8    hate
hak    hugs and kisses
hand   have a nice day
hot4u   hot for you
how    r u        how are you
hp    handphone
ic    i see
iluvu   i love you
im2gud4u i'm too good for you
imho   in my humble opinion
imnsho  in my not so humble opinion
imtng   in meeting
iyq    i like you
j/k    or jk        just kidding
jhb    johannesburg
jic    just in case
jk    just kdding
k     okay
kit    keep in touch
kwim   know what i mean
l8    late
l8er   later
l8r    later
landing  l&n
ldn    london
lol    laughing out loud or loads of love
luv    love
lv    love
lying   lyn
m8    mate
mgmt   management
mmfu   my mate fancies you
mob    mobile
msg    message
msia   malaysia
mtfbwu  may the force be with you
mtg    meeting
mth    month
myob   mind your own business
n     and
n     case        in case
n/a    not applicable
ne    any
ne1    anyone
nethng  anything
niting  anything
no1    no one
nothing  nufn
np    no problem
nvm    never mind
oic    oh, i see
omg    oh, my god
paw    parents are watching
pcm    please call me
pcme   please call me
planned  pl&
pls    please
plz    please
plz    4gv me        please forgive me
po$bl   possible
ppl    people
prl    parents are listening
puks   pick up kids
r     are
rgds   regards
ringl8  running late
rtfm   read the flippin' manual
ru    are you
ru    cmng        are you coming
ru    ok        are you ok?
ruok   are you okay?
shopping shopn
sit    stay in touch
soz    sorry
spk    speak
stfu   shut the flip up
sum1   someone
tel    telephone
thanq   thank you
thkq   thank you
thx    thanks
tmb    text me back
tq    thank you
ttyl   talk to you
tx    thanks
txt    bac        text back
tyvm   thank you very much
u     you
ur    your
ura*   you are a star
uraqt   you are a cutie
w/    with
w/o    without
w8    wait
w84m   wait for me
waiting  w8n
wan2   want to
wan2tlk  want to talk?
wbs    with
wearing  a walkman        [:-)
wel    well
wiv    write back soon
wknd   weekend
wot    what
wru    where are you?
wu    what's up?
wud?   what you doing
wygowm  will you go out with me
x     kiss
xlnt   excellent
xoxox   hugs and kisses
y     why
yr    your
yyssw   yeah yeah sure sure whatever
-----------------
Abbreviations in the Net
-----------------
Abbr.       Meaning


;       big grin
;       develish grin
;       evil grin
;        grin (very common)
;      grinning, ducking, and running! (uncommon)
;     grinning, ducking & running very very fast ...
;       big grin (etc.)
;        impish grin
;        smiling
;       word/name/phrase probably contains a spelling error
;       very big grin
2F4U       too fast for you
AAMOF       As A Matter Of Fact (very rare)
ADN        Any Day Now
AFAIC       As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS      As Far As I Can See
AFAIK       As Far As I Know
AFAIR       As Far As I Remember
AFK        Away From Keyboard
AIJ        Am I Jesus?
AISI       As I See It
aka        also known as
AMF        Goodbye (Adios Mutha-......)
ANFAWFOS     And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD      And Now For Something Completely Different ...
APA        Amateur Press Association
AS        On Another Subject
ASAFP       As Soon As Friggin' Possible
ASAP       As Soon As Possible
ATSL       Along The Same Line
AWGTHTGTATA    Are We Going To Have To Go Through ALL This Again?
AWGTHTGTTA    Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWHFY       Are We Having Fun Yet?
AYOR       At Your Own Risc
B4        Before
B4N        Bye For Now
BAD        Broken As Designed
BBIAB       Be Back In A Bit
BBL        Be Back Later
BBS        Bulletin Board System
BBR        Burnt Beyond Repair
BBSTYWTCMDJBAP  Be Back Sooner Than You Would Think, Considering My Dog Just Bit A Policeman
BCNU       Be Seeing You
BFHD       Big Fat Hairy Deal (a la Garfield the Cat) (very rare)
BFN        Bye For Now
BION       Believe It Or Not
BMTIPG      Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BNF        Big Name Fan
BNFSCD      But Now For Something Completly Different
BOT        Back On Topic
BRB        Be Right Back
BRS        Big Red Switch
BS        BullShit
BTA        But Then Again
BTAIM       Be That As It May
BTHOM       Beats The Hell Outta Me!
BTOBD       Be There Or Be Dead
BTW        By The Way
BTWBO       Be There With Bells On
BWQ        Buzz Word Quotient
BYKT       But You Knew That
CAD        - Control-Alternate-Delete - Computer Aided Design
CADET       Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try
CfD        Call For Discussion
CfV        Call For Vote
CIAO       Goodbye (Italian)
CMIIW       Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CO        Conference
CP        Copy Protection
CU        See You
CU2        See You, Too
CUL        - Catch You Later - See You Later
CUL8R       See You Later
CWYL       Chat With You Later
D/L        Download
DDD        Direct Distance Dial (as in the phone system)
DIIK       Damned/Darn If I know
DL        DownLoad
DTRT       Do The Right Thing
DWIMC       Do What I Mean, Correctly
DWIMNWIS     Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
EM        Ethnic Minority
EOD        End Of Discussion
EOF        End Of File
EOL        End Of Lecture
EOT        End of Thread
ESOSL       Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
ETLA       Extended Three Letter Acronym
FAQ        FAQ = Frequently asked questions
FB        Files Busy
FCFS       First Come First Served
FD        FrontDoor
FIAWOL      Fandom Is A Way Of Life
FIFO       First In, First Out
FIJAGH      Fandom Is Just A Goddamn Hobby
FIMD       Foot-In-Mouth Disease (open mouth, insert foot, echo)
FISH       First In, Still Here
FITB       Fill In The Blank
fn        Funktion
FOAF       Friend Of A Friend
FOOBAR      see FUBAR
FRED       Flaming Ridiculous Electronic Device
FTASB       Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTF        Face To Face
FTL        Faster Than Light
FUBB       Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUD        Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FURTB       Full Up Ready To Burst (about harddisks!)
FWIW       For What It's Worth
FYI        For Your Information
GA        Go Ahead!
GD&R       Grinning, Ducking & Running
GDW        Grin, Duck and Weave
GFC        Going For Coffee
GFR        Grim File Reaper (pervasive data destroyer)
GGC        Goo Goo Cluster (cause zits & intestinal blockage)
GIGO       - Garbage In, Garbage Out - Garbage In, Gospel Out (people
accepting     blindly what they are told)
GIWIST      Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GMAFB       Give Me A Freeping Break
GMTA       Great Minds Think Alike!
GNU        Gnu Not Unix
GOK        God Only Knows
GOWI       Get On With It
GP,F       Go Puke, Fast!
GROK       As in "I GROK" means thorough understanding.
h/w        hardware
HAK        Hugs And Kisses
HHO1/2K      Ha, Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOK       Ha, Ha, Only Kidding
HHTT       Ha Ha Thump Thump
HHTYAY      Happy Holidays to You and Yours
HIH        Hope It Helps
HSIK       How Should I Know
HTH        Hope This Helps!
HUA        Heads Up, Ace
I/O        Input/Output
IAAA       I Am An Acountant
IAAL       I Am A Lawyer
IAC        In Any Case
IAE        In any event
IANAA       I Am Not An Accountant
IANAL       I Am Not A Lawyer
IBTD       I Beg To Differ
IC        I See
IHHO       In Her/His Humble Opinion
IIABDFI      If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
IIRC       If I Recall/Remember Correctly
IITYWIMWYBMAD   If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWTMWYKM    If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
IITYWYBAD     If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink
IITYWYBMAB    If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer
IIWM       If It Were Me (Mine)
ILSHIBAMF     I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture!
IMAO       In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO       In My Considered Opinion
IME        In My Experience
IMHO       In My Humble Opinion [the speaker is never humble]
IMNSHO      In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO        In My Opinion
IMPOV       In My Point Of View
IMRO       In My Royal Opinion
INPO       In No Particular Order
IOW        In Other Words
ISBAB       I Should have Bought A Book
ITFA       In The Final Analysis
ITSFWI      If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
IWBNI       If (It?) Would Be Nice If
IYFxxx      Insert Your Favorite xxx, xxx e.g. EM = Ethnic Minority in jokes)
JAM        Just A Moment
JAS        Just A Second
JAUA       Just Another Useless Answer
JIC        Just In Case
KBD        Keyboard
KHYF       Know How You Feel
KISS       Keep It Simple, Stupid
L8R        Later
LAB&TYD      Life's A Bitch & Then You Die.
LD        Long Distance
lib        Library
LLTA       Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause
LOL        Laughing Out Loud
LTIP       Laughing Til' I Puke
LTNT       Long Time, No Type
MLA        Multiple Letter Acronym
MOF        Matter Of Fact
MOTAS       Member Of The Appropriate ***
MOTM       Member Of The Month
MOTOS       Member Of The Opposite ***
MOTSS       Member Of The Same ***
msg        Message
MTBF       Mean Time Between Failure
MTFBWY      May The Force Be With You
MYOB       Mind Your Own Business
n/a        not applicable
NAVY       Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NB        Nota Bene
NBD        No Big Deal
NFG        No Freeping Good
NFI        No Friggin' Idea
NFW        No Friggin' Way!!
NIH        Not Invented Here (Very common at Microsoft)
NIMBY       Not In My Back Yard
NINO       - No Input, No Output - Nothing In, Nothing Out
NOYB       None Of Your Business
NQA        No Question Asked
NRN        No Reply Necessary
NTIM       Not That It Matters
NTIMM       Not That It Matters Much
NTW        Not To Worry
NTYMI       Now that you mention it
N'SP       Nobody'S Perfect
OATUS       On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS       On An Unrelated Subject
obj        Objekt
ObJoke      Obligatory Joke
OBTW       Oh, By The Way
Ofs        Offset
OIC        Oh! I See
ONNA       Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA       Oh No, Not This Again
OOTC       Obligatory On-Topic Comment
op        Operator
OTF        On The Floor
OTL        Out To Lunch
OTOH       On The Other Hand
OTOOH       On The Other Other Hand
OTTH       On The Third Hand
OTTOMH      Off The Top Of My Head
OWTTE       Or Words To That Effect
OZ        Australia
PABG       Packing A Big Gun
PBM        Play By Mail (game)
PLOKTA      Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PMBI       Pardon My Butting In
PMETC       Pardon Me, etc.
PMFBI       Pardon Me For Butting In
PMFJI       Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMIGBOM      Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth
PMJI       Pardon My Jumping In
POSSLQ      Person of Opposite *** Sharing Living Quarters
POTS       Plain Old Telephone Service
POV        Point Of View
PPP        Petty Pet Peeve
PPPP       Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position
PPTSPAHS     Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce ... used when ???
Prgm       Program
proc       Prozedur
PS        postscript/post scriptum
ptr        Pointer
RAEBNC      Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment (an APA abbreviation)
RfD        Request For Discussion
rgds       Regards
RHIP       Rank Has It's Privileges
RLCO       Real Life Conference
RNA        Ring, No Answer
ROFL       Rolling On Floor, Laughing!
ROFLASTC     Rolling On Floor, Laughing And Scaring The Cat!
ROFLGO      Rolling On Floor, Laughing Guts Out!
ROTF       Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL       Rolling On The Floor, Laughing
ROTFLAHMS     Rolling On The Floor, Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROTFLBTC     Rolling On The Floor, Laughing, Biting The Carpet
ROTFLBTCACTC   Rolling On the Floor, Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor, Laughing, Biting The Carpet and Scaring The Cat If I Had One

ROTFLBTCDICAJTTWADBSIHPWTRHITSBKABAYB

  Rolling On The Floor, Laughing, Biting The Carpet, Dancing In Circles And Jumping Through The Window, 
  Almost Dieing By Smashing Into HP Who's Then Running Horrified Into The Street Being Killed Accidentally 
  By A Yellow Bulldozer

ROTFLTC      Rolling On The Floor, Licking The Glue
ROTFLSHTIH    Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard That It Hurts

ROTFLSHTIHHSSMTISDSSWD    

  Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard That It Hurts Her Sides So Much That If She Doesn't Stop She Will Die

RSN        Real Soon Now
RTFF       Read That F**king (FAQing, fine, freaking or whatever) FAQ
RTFM       Read That *Fine*/ Farging/ Fershlugginer/ Flaming/ Freaking/Friendly/Friggin'/ F**king Manual
RTFMA       Read The Friggin' Manual, Again
RTWFQ       Read The Whole Friggin' Question (a pers TRIV fave)
RYFM       Read Your Friendly/Friggin'/F**king Manual!
RYS        Read Your Screen
SAPFU       Surpassing All Previous 'Foul' Ups
SCNR       Sorry, Could Not Resist
seg        Segment
SF        Science Fiction or Speculative Fantasy
SFLA       Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SICS       Sitting In Chair Snickering
SITD       Still In The Dark
SLH        Sub Level Hierarchy (newsgroups)
SLM        See Last Mail
SMOP       Small Matter Of Programming
SMTWGWLAF     Slapping My Thighs While Giggling Wildly Like A Fool
SMTWTFS      Slapping My Thighs While Terribly Foolishly Snickering
SnailMail     The U.S. Postal Service
SO        Significant Order
SOI        Stunk On Ice
SOL        - S*** Out of Luck - Sooner Or Later
SOS        Same Old Stuff
SOTA       State Of The Art
SOW        Speaking Of Which
sp?        spelling correct?
SSDD       Same Stuff, Different Day
SUFID       Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SWALCAKWS     Sealed With A Lick Cause A Kiss Won't Stick
SWEG       Scientific Wild Eyed Guess
SWMBO       She Who Must Be Obeyed
SYSOP       System Operator
SYT        Sweet Young Thing
TACE       To A Certain Extent
TAFN       That's All For Now
TANJ       There Ain't No Justice (Niven)
TANSTAAFL     There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU       Things Are _Really_ Fouled Up
TBYB       Try Before You Buy
TDM        Too Dang Many
TFS        Three Finger Salute (Ctrl-Alt-Del)
TFTHAOT      Thanx For The Help Ahead Of Time
TFTT       Thanx For The Thought
TGAL       Think Globally, Act Locally
TGIF       Thank God, It's Friday
THANX       Thanks
THX        Thanks
TIA        Thanks In Advance
TIC        Tongue In Cheek
TINAR       This Is Not A Recommendation
TINWIS      That Is Not What I Said
TLA        Three Letter Acronym
TLH        Top Level Hierarchy (newsgroups)
TM        - Thread Mangler - TradeMark
TNSTAAFL     There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TNX        Thanks
TOBAL       There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG       This Oughta Be Good
TOYM       Turn On Your Mind!
TPTB       The Powers That Be
TRDMC       Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TSJD       Texas Size Jelly Doughnut
TSR        Totally Stupid Rules
TTBOMK      To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN       Ta Ta For Now
TTL4N       That's The Lot For Now
TTUL       Talk To You Later
TTYAWFN      Talk To You A While From Now
TTYL       Talk/Type To You Later
TYCLO       Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Quit Shouting)
TYVM       Thank You Very Much
U         University
U/L        Upload
UL        Upload
UNCLE       Unified Nuclear Coalition of Latvian Emigrants
UoX        University of X
UTSL       Use The Source, Luke!
w/        with
w/o        without
WAEF       When All Else Fails
WAMKSAM      Why Are My Kids (or Kitties) Staring At Me?
WDYMBT      What Do (or Did) You Mean By That?
WIBAMU      Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WIMP       Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing (to describe Windows)
WizOp       Wizard Sysop; the primary Forum Administrator/Sysop
WMMOWS      Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!
WNOHGB      Where No One Has Gone Before
WOA        Work Of Art
WOFTAM      Waste Of Flaming Time And Money
WRT        With Respect To
WT        Without Thinking
WTFDIK      What The Freep Do I Know
WTH        What The Heck
WTTM       Without Thinking Too Much
WYLABOCTGWTR   Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?
WYLASOMWTC    Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?
WYSBYGI      What You See Before You Get It
WYSIWYG      What You See Is What You Get
YAOTM       Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YAxxx       Yet Another xxx
YGLT       You're Gonna Love This ...
YKYARW      You Know You're A Redneck When ...
         
and the last one

RBV        requested by Vangogh.... 


Abbreveation description
 
 
 Zero
 One
 Ten
 Thank You
 One to one
 leet or Elite
 Last
 once
 to, two
 too ***y for you
 To be or not to be
 today
 tomorrow
 Two and Eight (Right Old State)
 tonight
 To you, too
 Three
 for
 Four
 Info
 Forever
 Forever and Ever
 Five
 Six
 Seven
 Sick
 Eight
 "Out Of" or "Over" or "To get rid of"
 Nine
 Smiles
 At The End Of The Day
 Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace
 All For One And One For All
 American Association Against Acronym Abuse
 As A Friend
 Asleep At Keyboard
 As a matter of fact
 As A Matter Of Interest
 At Any Rate
 At Any Rate
 Alive And Smiling
 Always At The Keyboard
 As Always, Your Friend
 Ass Backwards
 A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
 Abbreviations
 About To
 Alt Control Delete
 Access Control Entry
 Acknowledgement
 Another Day Another Dollar
 All Done Bye Bye
 Another Day In Hell
 Another Day In Paradise
 Any day now
 Any day now
 Address
 As Early As Possible
 A Friend As Good As You
 A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
 As far as I'm concerned
 As Far As I Can See
 As far as I can tell
 As Far As I Know
 As Far As I Understand
 As Far As I Understand It
 As Far As Possible
 Away From Computer
 Any Fucking Day Now
 As Far As I Am Aware
 A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
 Away From Keyboard
 All fucked up
 Acronym free zone
 And God Knows What Else
 And I'm a monkey's uncle
 As It Happens
 As I Mentioned Before
 Always In My Prayers
 As I Said Earlier
 As I see it
 Also Known As
 As Late As Possible
 Actually Laughing Out Loud
 Act Locally, Think Globally
 As Many As Possible
 All my best wishes
 Adios, motherfucker!
 All My Love
 And now for a word from our web sponsor
 And Now For Something Completely Different
 All of a sudden
 Abuse Of Bandwidth
 Army of lamers
 Apple pie
 As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
 As Soon As Possible
 Age, ***, Location?
 Age/***/Location/Music/Hobbies?
 At The Keyboard
 At The Moment
 At the same time
 All the Web or Around the Web
 Are we going to have to go through this again?
 Absent Without Leave
 As You Know
 Are You Stupid Or Something?
 And you're telling me this because?
 be
 Before
 Bye For Now
 Before You
 Before You Know It
 Bursting A Gut
 Back At Keyboard
 Business As Usual
 Bathroom break
 Bye-Bye for Now
 Bye Bye Be Good
 Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
 Bye-Bye for Now
 Be back in a bit
 Be back in a few
 Be Back In A Sec
 Be Back In A While
 Be Back Later
 Bye, Bye Now
 Be Back Soon
 Be Back Soon Darling
 Be Back Sooner or Later
 Be Back Tomorrow
 Because
 Big company, big school
 be seeing you
 Because
 Big Deal
 Big dumb company or Big dot com
 Big damn number
 Nudge
 Boyfriend
 Big fucking deal
 Best Friends Forever
 Bye For Now
 Big grin
 Bald headed old fart
 Basis in fact or before I forget
 Blow it Out Your Nose
 Back in the day
 But in the meantime
 Better Known As
 Byte me
 Byte me on the ass
 Be My Wife
 Big name fan
 buzz off
 Bend over, here it comes again
 Back on topic
 Bathroom
 Be Right Back
 Be Right There
 Big Smile
 But Seriously, Folks
 Byte This
 But then again or Before the attacks
 been there done that
 Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
 Beats The Heck Out Of Me
 Be there or be square
 Beats the shit out of me
 By The Way
 Be there with bells on
 Butt Ugly
 Best Wishes
 But what do I know?
 Black, white or other
 But you Knew That
 Bring your own rocket launcher
 see
 Ciao for now
 Chat brat
 Call for discussion
 Call for vote
 Goodbye (in Italian)
 consider it done
 CompuServe Information Service
 Count my fingers
 Continued in my next post
 Close Of Business
 Church of Scientology
 because
 Sleepy
 Cross post
 Can't remember a fucking thing
 Cheap, redundant assorted products
 City
 Choking the chicken
 Can't Talk Now
 See You
 See You Later
 See You Later
 See You Later
 See you later
 See You In School!
 Because
 Complete Waste Of Time
 Chat with you later
 Calm Yourself
 See Ya
 See You Later
 See You Tomorrow
 the
 Damn, if I know
 Ducking And Running For Cover
 Doing business as usual
 Due diligence
 Direct distance dial
 Dear Friend
 Dear Hubby or Husband
 Do I Know You
 Do I look like I give a damn?
 Do I look like I give a fuck?
 Do I look like I give a shit?
 Double Income No Kids
 Do it yourself
 Download
 Does Not Compute
 Do Not Disturb
 Did You See That?
 Dying with laughter
 Does what you mean
 Dictionary
 do you like me
 Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
 Did you see the size of that thing?
 Easy as One, Two, Three
 Eating at Keyboard
 Evil grin
 Evil Laugh
 Excuse Me?
 Excuse me for jumping in
 End of discussion
 End of message
 End of transmission
 Equipment smarter than operator
 End-User License Agreement
 E-mailing while intoxicated
 easy
 Flesh to flesh or Face to face
 free to talk
 Features, attributes, benefits
 Frequently argued issue
 Frequently Asked Questions
 Frequently Asked Questions List
 For Anyone Who Cares
 Failure between keyboard and seat
 For better or worse
 Fucking Butt Ugly
 Fingers Crossed
 Fatal error
 Friends Forever
 Fresh fields and pastures new
 First in, Still Here
 Fill in the Blanks
 Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday...
 fuck off
 Fuck Off And Die
 Friend of a friend
 Free of Charge
 Falling off chair laughing
 Falling on Floor Laughing
 falling on the floor, laughing out loud
 fucking ridiculous electronic device
 from
 File System Check
 Faster than a speeding bullet
 Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
 Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
 First Thing In The Morning
 Faster than light
 For The Mother Fucking Win
 For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
 For the time being
 Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
 For The Win
 fucked up beyond all belief
 fucked up beyond all reason / recognition / repair
 Fucked Up Beyond Belief
 Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
 Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
 Forward
 For What It's Worth
 For your amusement
 For Your Information
 fuck you, I'm fully vested
 fuck you, I'm vested
 For your misinformation
 Fuck you, you sack of shit
 Grin
 Got to Go
 Genius
 Go ahead
 Get A Life
 Give A Little Get A Little
 Great Big Hug
 Get back to work
 Grinning, Ducking and Running
 Girlfirend
 Going for coffee
 Grinning from ear to ear
 Gone for now
 Good Game
 Gotta Go Now
 Good hand partner (for online card games)
 Garbage in, garbage out
 Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
 Good luck
 Great lovers love alike
 God loves you and so do I
 Giggling my butt off
 Great Minds Think Alike
 Great minds think for themselves
 Got nothing but love for you
 Great!
 Grinning, running and ducking
 Grumble
 Growling
 Go sit on a snake
 Good Sense Of Humour (or Good Salary, Own Home)
 got to go
 Got to go, bye
 Got to go pee
 Go To Hell
 Glad to see ya
 Get your pants off
 hate
 Hot Asian babe
 To use something not in its intended manner.
 Have a Great Day
 Have a good night
 Have a good one
 Hugs and kisses
 have a nice day
 Hurry back
 Happy Birthday To You
 Hold
 Hello, Friend
 Hold Hands
 Hanging head in shame
 Ha ha, only half kidding (HHO1/2K)
 Ha-Ha, Only Joking
 Ha ha, only kidding
 Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
 Happy Holidays To You And Yours
 Hope It Helps
 Help! I'm out of coffee
 Hold On A Sec
 Hollywood hacker
 hot for you
 Hope this helps
 Heads up ace
 How You Doing?
 Hugs
 Head up your ass
 Homework
 I Wonder
 In any case
 In any event
 It's all in the subject
 I am not a crook
 I Am Not an Expert
 I am not a lawyer
 I Am Tired
 In A While
 I Will Be Right Back
 In between technology
 I beg to differ
 I See
 I Could Be Wrong
 I Seek you
 Idiot
 I Don't Care
 I Don't Know
 Ideal
 It Does Not Matter
 It's esther's fault
 I found a bug
 I fucked up
 I gotta go pee
 I Get The Point
 I Have Another Instant Message
 I Have No Opinion
 I Have Truly Found Paradise
 I Hate This Fucking Place
 Intel inside, idiot outside
 If it makes any difference
 If I Remember or If I Recall
 If I remember correctly
 If it were me
 I laughed, I cried, I spat/spilt coffee/crumbs/coke over my keyboard
 I Love You
 I love you
 Instant messaging
 In my considered opinion
 In My Honest/Humble Opinion
 in my not so humble opinion
 In My Opinion
 In My Own Words
 In my previous/personal experience
 I Am Sorry
 In my very humble opinion
 It's not my problem
 In no particular order
 I'm outta here
 Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer
 I owe you
 In Other Words
 I'm posting naked
 Internet Relay Chat
 In Real Life
 I said so
 It Seems to Me
 I Seem To Remember
 I See What You Mean
 In the money
 If You Must
 If you say so
 If you know what i mean
 If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
 In your opinion
 I like you
 If you say so
 If you see what I mean
 Just Another day
 Just another fucking onlooker
 Just A Minute
 Just a second
 Just checking
 Just in case
 Just kidding
 Just My 2 Cents
 You
 Just one of those things
 Just pulling your leg
 Just Teasing
 Just wondering (Wondered)
 Just yanking your chain
 okay
 Keyboard
 Cool
 Kiss for you
 Know How You Feel
 Keep It Real
 Keep It Simple, Stupid
 Keep in touch
 Kiss my ass
 Kiss my royal Irish arse
 Knock
 Kiss on the cheek
 Kiss on the lips
 Know what i mean
 Keep your pants on
 Elite (also "1337" - A method of writing using numbers instead of letters)
 late
 later
 Later
 Laters
 Later
 Let's all get naked and fuck!
 Lame ass quote
 Long distance
 Long Distance Relationship
 Let's do the time warp again
 Last in, first out
 Lots and lots of thunderous applause
 Laugh My Ass Off
 Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
 Let's meet in real life
 Let me know
 London
 Laugh Out Loud
 Lots Of Love
 Laugh Out Loud Again
 Laugh Out Loud +Skates
 Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
 Laughing Outragously Out Loud
 Long on promises, short on delivery
 Laughing Quietly To Myself
 Little rubber feet
 Long Time No See
 Long time, no talk
 Long term relationship
 Love you like a brother
 Love you like a sister
 love
 Launch When Ready
 Love ya lots
 Love You Like a Brother
 Love you like a sister
 Mate
 Mate or Mates
 Multi-Function Device
 Mit freundlichen Gruessen
 My Heart Bleeds For You
 May I Have Your Attention Please
 My Kind Of Place
 Market Maker
 my mate fancies you
 My Most Humble Apologies To You
 Multimedia Messaging System
 Moment
 Mother Fucker
 One Moment Please
 Mud, Object-Oriented
 Member Of The Opposite ***
 Male or Female?
 Member Of The Same ***
 Member Of The Appropriate ***
 Message Of The Day
 Members Of The Same ***
 Message
 Mean Time Between Failure
 My Thoughts Exactly
 may the force be with you
 May The Force Be With You
 Messed up Beyond All Recognition
 More Will Be Revealed Later
 Mind your own Business
 Noobie (New Person)
 Nice One
 Not To Mention
 Not applicable or Not affiliated
 Nursing at keyboard
 Not A Lot of People Know That
 Not a problem
 Name, Address, Zip (also means NASDAQ)
 No big deal
 No basis in fact
 No comment
 New college graduate
 any
 Anyone
 anyone
 Anyone Here?
 anything
 Nucking Futs (Fucking Nuts)
 No fucking clue
 No fucking idea
 No fucking way
 New gme
 Nice Hand (Used in Poker)
 Nude in front of the computer
 No internal message
 Not in my back yard
 Not in my queue
 No Income, No Job, or Assets
 NeverMind
 Not my problem
 no one
 New Person - Noobie (often derogatory; "Your such a noob!")
 None of your business
 no problem
 Not quite our class, dear
 Energy
 No Reply Necessary
 Not Safe For Work
 No text
 Nice To Know
 Now That You Mention It
 Enough Said
 Nevermind
 No Way!
 New York City finger salute
 On an unrelated subject
 Oh, by the way
 Original equipment manufacturer
 Oh I See
 All Correct
 Online love
 Over My Dead Body
 Oh my fucking God
 Oh My God
 Open mouth, insert keyboard
 Oh no, not again!
 Oh No, Not This Again
 Out of character
 Out Of Facility
 Out Of Interest
 Out of office
 Out of the box or Out of the blue
 Obligatory on topic comment
 Operating system
 Off topic
 On the other hand
 On the Phone
 Over The Top
 Off the Top of my Head
 Oh, You Shut Up
 Or words to that effect
 Australia
 Pretty awesome new stuff
 parents are watching
 Please call me
 Public Domain
 Pulled directly out of my ass
 Pretty Darn Quick
 Problem exists between chair and keyboard
 Peeing in my pants
 Pain In The Arse
 please
 Personal Message
 Pardon me for jumping in
 Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
 Pardon My Jumping In
 Piss Myself Laughing
 Peeing my pants
 Piss My Pants Funny
 Piss off
 Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
 Person of no account
 Good-bye
 Parent over shoulder
 Point of view
 People
 Party
 Parents Are Watching
 Post Script
 Please Text Back
 That Stinks
 Ownage - The act of pwning
 Owned - Much better; "He got pwned by the better player")
 Pizza
 Quit Laughing!
 Quit Scrolling
 Cutie
 are
 Remotely activated trojan
 Right Back At Ya
 Read between the lines
 Research and development
 Regards or Hello Again
 Hello again or Re-hi
 Request For Discussion
 Really fucking rich
 Really fucking soon
 Right to keep and bear arms
 Real life
 Real life friend
 Earlier
 Read my lips baby
 Read my mail man!
 Right now!
 Rolling On The Floor Laughing
 Roll On Floor Laughing Copter (It's funny and it flies)
 Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
 Roll On Floor Lauging Out Loud
 Rolling on the floor laughing
 Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
 Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
 Right on the money
 Role playing games
 Rest and relaxation
 Real soon now
 Reason to be single
 Read the documentations
 Read the FAQ File
 read the fucking instructions
 read the fucking manual
 Read the Fucking Manual
 Return to keyboard
 Read the manual
 are you
 Are You Male Or Female
 are you okay
 Are You Up For It
 Regards
 Roll your own
 Send To Receive
 Spam For Life
 Stands Back In Amazement
 Sorry, Being Thick Again
 Sorry, Could Not Resist
 Said Enough Darling
 Smiling Ear to Ear
 Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction
 So Far As I Am Aware
 Smiling From Ear To Ear
 Safe For Work
 Search Google For It
 Shit Happens
 Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
 Still In The Dark
 Skate
 Smart Little Rich Kid
 Send Me An Instant Message
 Subject Matter Expert
 Send Me E-Mail
 Shit My Pants Funny
 Short Message Service
 Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
 Sensitive New Age Guy
 Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
 Significant Other
 Sense Of Humor Failure
 Shit Out of Luck
 Standard Operating Procedure
 Straight or Gay?
 sorry
 Standing Room Only
 Same Shit Different Day
 Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
 Your *** and age
 Shut The Fuck Up!
 Spank The Monkey
 Straight
 Speak To You Soon
 someone
 Shut Up You Fool
 Scientific Wild Ass Guess
 Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
 Sent with a loving Kiss
 So What Do You Think?
 Scientific Wild Guess
 Sweet Dreams
 See You Soon
 Think positive
 That's all for now
 Take a hike
 Things are really fucked up
 Taking A Shower
 Text Back
 To be advised
 To be continued
 To Be Honest
 The Trouble Came Back!
 Too Darn Many
 Talk dirty to me
 The end of the world as we know it
 That is For Darn Sure
 Thread from hell
 Thanks for nothing or Till further notice
 Thanks For Reading
 Thank God it Is Friday
 thank you
 Thanks a million
 Thank You
 Thanks
 Thanks
 Thanks For Nothing
 Thanks in advance
 Think I am in love
 Tongue in cheek
 Three letter acronym
 The list goes on
 Talk to You Later
 Trust me
 Too many acronyms
 Text Me Back
 Too many fucking acronyms
 Too much information
 Take me Im yours
 To my knowledge
 There's more than one way to do it
 Temporarily not available
 Tongue In Cheek
 Try Not To Look Like A Cock
 Thanks
 Tomorrow
 Terms of service
 Tons of Time
 Team Player
 The phone company
 The powers that be
 Totally stuck in ram
 Tell someone who cares
 To the best of my knowledge
 Ta-Ta For Now!
 Time to Go
 Text to Speech
 That's the ticket or to the top
 To Tell The Truth
 Talk to You Later
 That's the way it goes
 Talk To You Later
 Talk to you later
 Thank You Very Much
 Team Work
 To whom it may concern
 Twat!
 Thanks
 text back
 Thank you
 thank you very much
 You
 You Too
 Yours For Ever
 You Idiot!
 You Will?
 unPolitically correct
 your
 You Are?
 you are a cutie
 you are a star
 Your are the one
 You are welcome
 You Are Wise
 You are too wise for me
 Very Big Grin
 Very Big Smile
 Venture capital
 Very Evil Grin
 Value for money
 Voice mail
 Virtual reality bullshit
 Very Sad Face
 with
 Wait...
 Without A Doubt
 Wild Ass Guess
 What an idiot
 Web application meets brick and mortar
 want to
 Welcome Back
 Write Back Soon
 Who Cares?
 Who cares anyway
 What did you say?
 What do you think?
 whatever
 Weekend
 Wicked evil grin
 Way Fun
 Works for me
 Wicked grin
 Who gives a flying fuck
 What's in it for me?
 What it is we do
 Winning Is So Pleasureable
 Wordsmith in training
 What in the fuck is this shit
 weekend
 Will you marry Me?
 Were No One Has Gone Before
 without
 Wise old guy
 Waste of money, brains and time
 Work
 With regard to
 Without Thinking
 What?
 Want to buy
 What The Fuck
 Who the fuck are you?
 What the fuck was that?
 Way To Go!
 Want to go private?
 What The Hell
 Way too much information
 Without Thinking To Much
 What is Up
 what you doing
 Where Are You From?
 Wish you were here
 When we do what it is we do
 Where Were You?
 Will You Call Me?
 will you go out with me
 What's your problem?
 What's your real name?
 Whatever you say
 What you see is totally worthless in real life
 What you see is what you get
 What you see looks pretty good
 Whatever you think
 Wish You Were Here
 Exciting
 excellent
 Excuuuuse Me
 Hugs and Kisses
 why
 Yet another
 Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
 Yet another bloody acronym
 Yet another calendar company
 You asked for it, you got it
 You�ll be Sorry
 Your Comment To
 Your guess is as good as mine
 You get what you pay for
 You have mail
 Yours in Christ
 You Know What?
 Young man
 Your mileage may vary
 You never know
 Why Are
 Yeah, sure you do
 You telling the truth?
 You are Welcome
 yeah yeah sure sure whatever
 Oh My God (Sarcastic variant)
 Sleeping, Bored, Tired


Common SMS Language uses for chatting Online

  • -Abbreviations
    • u = you ,  r =are , thx = thanks , y= why , de = the ,   @ = at
    • msg = message ,    luv = love ,       ur = your, you're
    • 2 = to ,too,two ,     4 = for,four,     2day = today ,
    • 2moro = tomorrow ,        2nite = tonight ,
    • b4 = before , l8r = later , gr8 = great
    • sum1 = someone ,   no1 = no one ,    ne = any
    • cuz= because ,    plz = please ,    k = ok
    •  wif = with ,      n = and ,      b = be ,     etc..
  • -Phrases
    • brb  = be right back ,   btw = by the way ,     bf =boy friend 
    • bff = best friends forever ,    cu = see you
    • dnd = do not disturb ,    dono = don't know , g2g = got to go ,  ttyl = talk to you later
    • jk = just kidding,         jj = just joking   jam = just a minute ,   lol = laugh out loud
    • rotflol = rolling on the floor laughing out lound ,  ic = I see
    • ily = l love you   ,     iuno = I don't know , 
    • idc = i don't care,       mg =    oh my god
    • sms = short message service ,  spam = unwanted chat content
    • sup = what's up , u2 = you too ,xoxo = hugs and kisses
    • zzz   = tired,bored or sleepy , w/e = what ever ,  etc...
  • -Onomatopoeia or Sound Effects
    • huh? = confused or don't understand ,
    • mhmm =  nod or agree with
    • aha =  got it ,       grr =  anry of frustration,  
    • brrr =  cold ,          meow = kitten or cat ,         rawr = cat fight
    • ugh = obviously or rolling eyes    ,     blah blah blah  = omit  
    • tsk tsk = too bad ,not so good or disagree
    • whew = let out a breath  , muahahaha =  very funny   etc...
  • Emotions
    • :) = happy smile     :D = big smile or grin      :(  = sad           ;) = wink
    • :,(= cry to tear          :P = tongue out               :O = shock      
    •  :S = confused        >:( = angry               <3 = heart               
    •  S2 = heart          etc....  
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