An elderly man planted mango and avocado trees on his NT property near his DAM. The dam had been fixed up for swimming and some picnic area provided with some fruit trees. Great shade, clear water and vegetation around.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over and grab some fruits as well. So he grabs a 10L Bucket to bring back some fruits. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee and eyes popped seeing a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave you silly pervert!”
The nice lovely humble old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked in your birthday suit or make you get out of the dam naked.'
That would be plain rude and disrespectful!
Holding the bucket up he said, “I was only here to feed the crocodiles.”
Old men may walk slow, but they sure can still think fast and still get results!
