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2008-08-19 16:49:08

1. Every man has a girl friend, and I have no exception.

   


2. My girlfriend is tougher than other girlfriends. 


   


3.I have to get up at 7 every morning to prepare breakfast for her. 


   


4.And gently wake her up, making sure it is after her sweet dreams are finished.


**


 1. I see her off to work after a satiable breakfast 



2. Forced to recite the departure lines in front of a crowd 




3. Chasing the bus for 15 minutes is also needed.  




4. Then I can pack up my stuff and get to work. 



5. Perhaps now you see what I meant by “tough” 


  Am I a prat? 


  No! 


  I am a true man!!!


**


1. Each time I see a mad dog in the street, I’ll come up and kick it away.



2. And I am a righteous person who never stares at a woman ,


no matter how old she might be,


for more than 3 seconds. 



3. I don’t smoke, or drink, or try any bad. 




4. I can almost qualify as ancient relics.


**


1. Why? Why? 

  Why should I have a girlfriend like that?

  Other girlfriends are so obedient. 




2. I was asked millions of times! 


  No answer. Or maybe I’m reluctant to find it… 



3. “Why don’t you take your socks off!? How dirty it is!” 


  “I am taking off my shoes” 


  “I asked you to take of your SOCKS!! And you are taking off your shoes?” 


  “I am taking off my shoes first” 


  “No!!! I want you to take off your socks first!!!” 


  “…” 



4. I have to report the dishes to her before every meal… 



5. My cell phone is always on to ensure that I can be reached 24 hours a day… 



6. Whenever she has problems, I will put aside my current job to help her out…


**


1. When her work is over, I will wait at the bus station to welcome her in the warmest manner. 


 



2. Regardless of rain or wind...


 



3. Besides washing clothes and cleaning in the evening… 


 



4. I cry louder when she does… 




5. I laugh more heartily when she does…


**


1. My entire day is spent to take care of her. 


I believe any sensible person will be tired of this kind of life, and will say I'm 


stupid.But I've long been used to it… 


 




2. Why should I cook breakfast for her? 


  Because she makes me know the hardship of a mother, 


  So that I will love my mother and the mother of my future child even more.


 




3. Why should I see her off to the bus station? 


  Because she wants to stay with me even more than I do. 


 




4. Why can't I glance at other women? 


  Because she fears losing me more than I do. 


 



5. Why are all this troubles on me?


Because what she needs is a generous heart to rely upon for the rest of her life.


**


1. Why should I report all the dishes to her? 


  Because she cares about my health more than I do. 


 




2. Why does she need to reach me at any time? 


  Because she cares about me more than I do. 


 




3. Why should I help her as much as I can? 


  Because I am the only one who was needed by her. 


 




4.Why should I laugh and cry with her? 


  Because she wants me to understand her deepest feelings. 


 





 5.Why should I help her to sleep? 


  Because she worries that she won't dream of me. 


 





6. I will always, always care for her without any reason… 


 



7. Because love is mutual.


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