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2008-11-23 17:41:41
Programming is a lot like sex. One mistake and you could have to support it the rest of your life.
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
If at first you don’t succeed, you must be a programmer.
A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren’t broken.
The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten 10% of its capacity, the rest is overhead for the operating system.
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
We don’t really understand it, so we’ll give it to the programmers.
“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it
harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.”
- Bjarne Stroustrup
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