short skirts
Assembly plant: short skirts, we get inspiration from our product packaging should also be so to attract customers.
Machine shop: As the skirt easily clamped by the device, greatly reducing the accidents, the workshop recommended clothes for the next skirt.
Canteen: increase the number of sitting eating, while eating fewer people read the newspaper.
Single quarters: short skirts appear to us sufficient indoor light. (Clothes to dry, do not block the light of the)
Personnel: staff wear short skirts because of the recent increase in the near future to reduce the number of long-term absenteeism.
Reference Room: data show that enrichment is essential.
Health Room: The recent cases of influenza in the company has nothing to do with the short skirts, but the recent increase in the number of falls for no reason.
Computer room: employees maintain their interest in computers than ever before!
Finance Department: will be considered for those clothes do not cover applications for hardship grants staff ｂｏｄｙ
Business Unit: Practice has proved that the length of the skirt volume of business with our company is inversely proportional to
Development: the shorter the skirt, the lower the cost, but the better sales. Our products should also be restructured in this. Engineers Office: Whether you wear a dress or a skirt, can come up with good products do not wear is required.
Secretariat: easy to wear short skirts to work overtime.
Logistics: 1, strongly recommended the company to re-surface high-grade brick pavement; 2, you can transfer the company to stop air-conditioning maintenance costs, lower corporate expenses.
Skirt family that: with the driver for business, they always intentionally or unintentionally shift.
Elevator workers found that: elevator always artificial damage, and most employees like climbing stairs.
Cleaning staff found: Cabo when gay greatly increased the number of applicants, employees and consciously pick up debris in the atmosphere has been popular on the ground
[译文如下：]
组装车间：从短裙中我们得到启发，我们的产品包装也应如此吸引顾客。
机加车间：由于短裙不易被设备夹住，大大减少了工伤事故，建议短裙为下次本车间工作服。
食堂：坐着就餐的人数增加，边吃饭边看报纸的人数减少。
独身宿舍：短裙的出现使我们室内的光照充足。（晾衣服不挡光线了）
人事部：由于最近员工穿短裙的增加，近期内长期旷工的人数减少。
资料室：资料表明，浓缩的就是精华。
卫生室：近期发生在本公司的流行感冒与短裙无关，但近期无故跌倒的人数增加。
微机室：员工们自己维修电脑的兴趣空前高涨！
财务部：将考虑为那些衣不覆体的员工申请困难补助
业务部：实践证明，裙子的长短与我们公司的业务量成反比
开发部：裙子越短，成本越低，但销量越好。我们的产品也应当向这方面转型。
总师办：不管你穿长裙还是短裙，能拿出好的产品不穿也行。
秘书处：穿短裙容易加班。
后勤部：1、强烈建议公司地面重新铺装高档地砖；2、可以停止划拨公司空调维修费用，降低公司开支。
短裙族发现：与司机外出公干，他们总是有意无意的换挡。
电梯工发现：电梯总是人为损坏，而大多数员工喜欢爬楼梯。
保洁员发现：擦玻璃时男同志报名人数大大增加，员工们自觉捡拾地上杂物的风气已经流行
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