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19971210

"The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything".

- Oscar Wilde -
19971211

"What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do."

- Bob Dylan -
19971216

"640K ought to be enough for anybody."

- Bill Gates - 1981
19971217

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."

- John F. Kennedy -
19971222

"For the Son of Man (Jesus Christ) came to seek and to save what was lost."

- Luke 19:10 (Bible) -
19971230

"You know nothing for sure...execept the fact that you know nothing for sure."

- John F. Kennedy -
19980106

"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler"

- Albert Einstein -
19980109

"No temptation has seized you except what is common to man."

- 1 Corinthians 10:13a (Bible) -
19980120

"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get."

- H. Jackson Brown -
19980202

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955) -
19980210

"When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman.  Well, I found her -- but, alas, she was waiting for the perfect man."

- Robert Schuman - (French Statesman  - 1886-1963)
19980219

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."

- Oscar Wilde - (1854-1900)
19980224

"There are no stupid questions.  Just stupid people asking questions."

- Chris Berman - (Bristol University Dean and ESPN Anchor)
19980302

"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation."

- H. H. Munro -
19980304

"Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat."

- James L. Roberts Jr. -
19980309

"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research."

 - Wilson Mizner-
19980313

"Money isn't everything, but it keeps the kids in touch."

- Mom -
19980317

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"

- General George S. Patton (1885-1945) -
19980323

"Too much and too little wine. Give him none, he cannot find truth; give him too much, the same."

- Blaise Pascal, Pensees, 1670 -
19980327

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."

- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut -
19980402

"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do."

- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980) -
19980408

"Everything has been figured out, except how to live."

- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980) -
19980417

"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) -
19980428

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955) -
19980504

"When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."

- Unknown -
19980521

"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them."

- Mark Twain (1835-1910) -
19980610

"Anything that is given can be at once taken away. We have to learn never to expect anything, and when it comes it's no more than a gift on loan."

- John McGahern -
19980630

"When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway."

- Clyde B. Aster -
199980713

"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."

- Frank Zappa -
19980720

"When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'"

- Don Marquis -
19980730

"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents."

- Nathaniel Borenstein -
19980807

"Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) -
19980820

"Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless."

- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931) -
19980901

"Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) -
19980908

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

- Mark Twain (1835-1910) -
19980915

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."

- Albert Einstein -
19980922

"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."

- Doug Larson -
19980928

"A good deed never goes unpunished."

- Gore Vidal -
19981005

"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter."

- W. R. Inge -
19981013

"If you cannot convince them, confuse them"

- Harry S. Truman (1884-1972) -
19981019

"A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong."

- Thomas Szasz -
19981027

"I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is."

- Alan Watts -
19981120

"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition."

- Carl Sagan -
19981130

"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty."

- GB Shaw -
19981208

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."

- Rush (the band), "Freewill" -
19981215

"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?"

- Vince Lombardi -
19981221

"Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary."

- Robert Louis Stevenson -
19990107

"Win hearts, and you have all men's hands and purses."

- William Cecil Burleigh -
19990122

"Temptation rarely comes in working hours. It is in their leisure time that men are made or marred."

- W. N. Taylor -
19990212

"Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper."

- Robert Frost -
19990301

"In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it."

- Unknown -
19990315

"I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem."

- Ashleigh Brilliant -
19990329

"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."

- Mark Twain -
19990412

"As long as Linux remains a religion of freeware fanatics, Microsoft have nothing to worry about."

- Michael Surkan, PC Week Online -
19990420

"If they do their jobs properly, no one knows they exist."

- Rayban,  -
19990524

"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."

- Doug Larson -
19990623

"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe."

- Ray Bradbury -
19990820

"God help those who do not help themselves."

- Wilson Mizner -
19991105

"Women reason with the heart and are much less often wrong than men who reason with the head."

- DeLescure -
19991227

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

- Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/20/92 -
20000125

"Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them."

- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet -
20000229

"You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way."

- Will Rogers -
20000320

"Partying is such sweet sorrow."

- Robert Byrne -
20000513

"Men willingly believe what they wish."

- Julius Caesar, "De Bello Gallico", III, 18 -
20000522

"Well done is quickly done."

- Augustus Caesar, from SUETONIUS, "Augustus", sec. 25 -
20000721

"History is the witness that testifies to the passing of time; it illumines reality, vitalizes memory, provides guidance in daily life, and brings us tidings of antiquity."

- Marcus Tullius Cicero 106-43 B.C., "Pro Publio Sestio", II, 36 -
20000808

"For just as some women are said to be handsome though without adornment, so this subtle manner of speech, though lacking in artificial graces, delights us."

- Marcus Tullius Cicero 106-43 B.C., "Orator", 4 -
20000825

"Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm."

- Publilius Syrus (first century B.C.), Maxim 358 -
20001009

"The world's as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful"

- Frederick Locker-Lampson -
20001205

"[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered."

- Al Capp -
20001222

"Promote yourself, but do not demote another."

- Israel Salanter -
20010129

"It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."

- Alfred Adler -
20010504

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."

- Charles M. Schulz -
20010524

"Living in a vacuum sucks."

- Adrienne E. Gusoff -
20010604

"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things."

- Unknown -
20010613

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."

- Bertrand Russell -
20010620

"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings."

- Ed Gardner -
20010626

"There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for."

- Fred Hoyle -
20020204

"The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath."

- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart -
20020215

"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."

- Leo Tolstoy (1828 - 1910) -
20020301

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."

- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821) -
20020325

"Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it."

- Elias Schwartz -
20020415

"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859 - 1930), (Sherlock Holmes) -
20020506

"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."

- Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931) -
20020725

"A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."

- Segal's Law -
20020807

"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined."

- Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974) -
20020910

"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong."

- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900) -
20021104

"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory."

- Albert Schweitzer -