While driving down the road the
motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting under
an umbrella. She was just sitting there smiling and laughing. The
motorist passed on by and went a couple of miles on down the road. All
of a sudden he spun his car around and sped back toward the fortune
teller. As he got closer to the still laughing fortune teller he began
to slow down. He pulled up next to the woman and jumped out of his car
and suddenly began slapping and beating her.
A policeman passing by screeched to a stop and wrestled the man to the
ground. After cuffing the man he stood him up and asked him, "What do
you think you're doing?"
After a moment the man replied, ... "Well, I've always wanted to strike a happy medium." :)
阅读(1683) | 评论(0) | 转发(0) |
