10 Funniest FIFA 15 Glitches You Must See(II)

10. Rafael Rugby

You know how Rubgy first came to be? Here’s a hint, it wasn’t when William Webb Ellis decided to pick up the ball one day in 1823 during a football game and run with it. Nope, I’m afraid things are rarely that simple. Rather, it evolved from ancient variants of medieval and Gaelic football over many generations, although didn’t receive its name and universal set of rules until after the FA formed association football under its own charter in 1863. Rugby would form its first union shortly thereafter.

All this history isn’t known to the pixels that form the graphic of Rafael in FIFA 15… but you wouldn’t know from this glitch! Here Rafael decides to run into play with the football firmly in hand, quite obviously showing respect to the age old links between rugby and football in the most obvious handball in football history! Where was the ref!? And why didn’t the rest of United line up in a row and have Jones lift Rojo in the air to catch the ball? Poor Rafa was left running in circles.

9. Edin D?eko’s Circle Of Agony

Let’s take a moment to feel for Edin D?eko here. Here he is, just taking a kick off, minding his own business, when Raheem Sterling nuts him so hard in the chest- a la Zidane on Materazzi- that he crumples INTO the pitch itself and is left downed and screaming in pain as the rest of the play moves off up the pitch. Look at him! Quivering in pain! Nobody even bats an eyelid!

Then, it gets worse! The most heartless, satanic, vile b@$tard of all time, more commonly known as Martin ?krtel, not only stands around, watches, and doesn’t lift a hand to the poor, suffering Bosnia and Herzegovina player, he later, for absolutely no reason, runs up and does a double-footed jumping stomp right to his chest, impaling his other leg in the ground and leaving him so desperately in pain that he flails his arms and legs around like a big baby. How was this not a foul!? We demand a retroactive suspension from the FA. For like 26 months. Disgusting.

8. Petr ?ech: The Super Sub, Literally

OK, so what’s going on here then? Nothing out of the ordinary, looks like a basic substitution, off goes Petr ?ech, on comes Didier Drogba along with Courtois, straightforward, simple, regular and then… you know, we think Paramount pictures might be taking notes here. Their next spec script for their next atrocious summer blockbuster, taking advantage of the Superhero movie binge, this is the story of the professional footballer who woke up one morning and discovered he could fly. Based on a true story.

You see, eight years ago next Tuesday, Petr ?ech was playing in a football match when Reading’s Stephen Hunt borderline demolished his entire head. He underwent emergency treatment and has worn protective head gear ever since. However, what we’ve yet to be told is that ?ech’s head gear was actually a prototype infused with an experimental fusion of plutonium and sodium hypochlorite, designed to encourage ?ech’s fractured skull bones to regrow at a rapid rate. What they didn’t count on was the unfortunate side effect of completely altering ?ech’s biochemical makeup, allowing him to mutate into a hybrid reptile who could fly. Kudos to FIFA for getting the scoop from Paramount and rushing the development into the game so quickly. They should be less proud of forgetting to add his scaly wings.

At latest word, Stephen Hunt is in negotiations to reprise his role of antagonist T.J. “Boner” Brody, despite having been thrown into the erupting volcano of Sky Bet League One mediocrity several years ago and Fabricio Coloccini is in line to play his estranged twin brother, as of yet unnamed.