Eddie Van Halen Sues Nike for Copyright Infringement

Eddie Van Halen Sues Nike for Copyright Infringement

Eddie Van Halen is suing Nike for copyright infringement. What is this if not the clash of the giants? Surely Eddie is the king of his own mad, unrestrained type of performance art. And Nike is the master of footwear that entrances extraterrestrials. From such a battle, only the most unexpected results would emerge, we suspect.

But that’s not all. Eddie Van Halen is reported to be cavorting with three-horned satyrs of Pan from Greek fairy tales to bring down the Nike   headquarters. It is sad that Eddie will pay them his signature guitar filled wine and accompanied a few courtesans in exchange for their services.

The effort is futile, of course. But we commend is courage and determination.

View