“只用10分钟的凝视，看着胸部丰满挺拔的女士，比如Baywatch的女演员Pamela Lee，相当于30分钟的有氧运动”，文章的作者老年病学家Daren Weatherby博士说道。
过去的五年中，这个由Daren Weatherby博士领导的小组的研究员在三个位于德国法兰克福的医院里观察了200个男性患者，其中的一半的患者被要求每天看女人的胸部，而另一半的患者则不允许观看。五年之后，被要求观看女性胸部的那一半的患者都降低了血压，减缓了休息时脉搏跳动，以及降低了冠心病发作的几率。
“性兴奋使得心脏更加健康的跳动，促进了血液循环，这是毫无疑问的。凝视挺拔的胸部让男士更加健康。我们的研究表明了每天这样看几分钟，就可以大大的降低心脏病发作的几率。”Weatherby说道，他建议超过40岁的男士应当每天至少看D罩杯或者更大的胸部10分钟以上。
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A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.
For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.
She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.
"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby.
This is indeed a very serious reason for men to enjoy without shame those midnight TV shows, download low-budget women-in-prison movies and collect such instructive and health beneficial magazines like Playboy and Hustler.
Note: This is, obviously (and unfortunately), just a joke...
