爱情搞笑短信

爱情搞笑短信（双语对照）
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again.

(i want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me. you cry i cry. you laugh i laugh. you jump out of the window... I look down & then... i laugh again.)

我想让你知道我们俩的友谊对我意味着许多，你哭我就哭，你笑我也笑，当你从窗户跳下去的时候……我向下看着你……接着……我又笑了。

Last night, I needed u so badly, I wanted 2 taste you, I wanted you in me so you could work
your powers on me but i couldn't find you...Mr. PARACETAMOL!!!
昨天夜里我是那样急切地需要你，我想尝尝你的味道，我想你进入我的体内发挥你的能量，可是我怎么也找不到你……啊，我的感冒灵！！！

I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day，It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable，I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION.
今天我在商店的橱窗里看见一样“东西”，她有着令人眩晕的可爱和超乎想象的迷人魅力，于是我准备把“她”买来送给你……直到我意识到那居然是我在橱窗中的另一个自己。