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2007-08-29 05:47:08
朋友寄来的一堆笑话
暂未找到出处... ...Married HumorWife: "What are you doing?"Husband: Nothing.Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date."------------------------------ ------------------------------ --------Wife: "Do you want dinner?"Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"Wife: "Yes and no."------------------------------ ------------------------------ --------Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"------------------------------ ------------------------------ --------Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."------------------------------ ------------------------------ --------A man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?""Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"------------------------------ ------------------------------ --------Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
