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TOP1
人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的,轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……                                                                                                                                                        
TOP2                                                                        
新式morning   call——生前何必久睡,死后自会长眠                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
TOP3                                                                    
使你疲劳的不是远方的高山,而且是你鞋里面的一粒砂子                
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有时在饭堂排队打饭时最大的欣慰不是前面的人越来越少而是后面等的人越来越多                                                                                                    
TOP5 
逆风的方向,更适合飞翔。我不怕万人阻挡,只怕自己投降                                                                                                                                                                    TOP6                                  
酒,装在瓶里像水,喝到肚里闹鬼,说起话来走嘴,走起路来闪腿,半夜起来找水,早上起来后悔,中午酒杯一端还是挺美 。  
                                                                                           
TOP7
你要不理我我就成包子了…而且还是天津最有名的…嘿嘿…  
                
TOP8                                                                        
妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西,最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人                                                                                                        
TOP9                                              
我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友:“如果你死后,你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说:“我解决了住房问题!”  
                                                    
TOP10                                                                      
那天看到一位大妈在烧纸,边烧边嘟囔着:收到了全都买基金吧  
  
TOP11                                                                      
学问之美,在于使人一头雾水;诗歌之美,在于煽动男女出轨;女人之美,在于蠢得无怨无悔;男人之美,在于说谎说得白日见鬼       
                                                           
TOP12                                                                      
如果你看到面前的阴影,别怕,那是因为你的背后有阳光  
              
TOP13                                                                      
诸葛亮出山前,也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验? 
                         
TOP14                                                                      
本人made   in   china,出厂日期1981年X月X日,长180cm,净重67kg。采用人工智能,各部分零件齐全,运转稳定,经二十多年的运行,属信得过产品。该产品手续齐全,无限期包退包换。现因发展需要,诚招志同道合者共同研制开发第二代产品,有意者请联系!  
                                                              
TOP15                                                                      
干掉熊猫,我就是国宝!  
                                                                      
TOP16                                                                      
我能容忍身材是假的,脸是假的,胸是假的,臀是假的!!!但就是不容忍钱是假的!!!!                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                       
TOP17
脱机的人永远不知道联机的人等了她多久……    
 
TOP18                                                                      
紧   急   通   知:请准备一寸彩照,身份证复印件,学历复印件,个人简历,送到国家航天局,据可靠消息,为庆祝中秋,要招聘嫦娥!(自带兔子)                                                                                                                    
TOP19                                                                      
命运负责洗牌,但是玩牌的是我们自己!                                                                                            
TOP20                                      
问世间情为何物,不过一物降一物~                                                                
TOP21             
如果中了一千万,我就去买30套房子租给别人,每天都去收一次房租。哇咔咔~~充实! 
                                               
TOP22                                                          
上帝欲使人灭亡,必先使其疯狂;上帝欲使   人疯狂,必先使其买房                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
TOP23                                                                    
我们走得太快,灵魂都跟不上了……    
                                                    
TOP24                                                                 
问:你喜欢我哪一点?答:我喜欢你离我远一点!                            
TOP25                                                                                                            
你看得见我打在屏幕上的字,却看不到我掉在键盘上的泪    
            
TOP26                                                                      
大师兄,你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了  
                      
TOP27                          
很久很久以前,谎言和真实在河边洗澡,谎言先洗好,穿了真实   的衣服离开,真实却不肯穿谎言的衣服。后来,在人们的眼里,只有穿着真实衣服的谎言,却很难接受赤裸裸的真实  
              
TOP28        
忙碌是一种幸福,让我们没时间体会痛苦,奔波是一种快乐,让我们真实的感受生活,疲惫是一种享受,让我们无暇空虚,愿你的生活多姿多彩,永远开心!       
                                                                                               
TOP29                                                                                                      
在非洲,瞪羚每天早上醒来时,他知道自己必须跑的比最快的狮子还快,否则就会被吃掉.狮子每天早上醒来时,他知道自己必须追上跑得最慢的瞪羚,否则就会被饿死.不管你是狮子还是瞪羚,当太阳升起时,你最好开始奔跑     
 
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