A vampire goes into a pub and asks 4 boiling water. The barman says "I
thought u only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and
says "Im making tea".
Oedipus comes to Sisyphus and says with a smile on his face:
- Yo rolling stone!
Then Sisyphus with a larger smile on his face says:
- Yo motherfucker!
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