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2007-09-30 17:18:21
Ruth: Well, actually, I got up this morning quite early. I couldn't sleep so I was a little bit annoyed and then I went to church and I had some lunch and..
Todd: OK, but, you said early, like how early?
Ruth: Well, I think it was about 7 o'clock.
Todd: That's not early.
Ruth: That is early if you went to bed at 1.
Todd: That's true. That's sleeping in for me.
Ruth: That's sleeping in. That's true. You're an early bird aren't you?
Todd: Now, last night we went out and had the beers.
Ruth: Yeah!
Todd: I was actually quite happy this morning. I had no hangover.
Ruth: Did you not? (No) I felt a little bit queasy this morning, and I was a bit ashamed, and I didn't even drink very much. I wasn't, I didn't feel queasy. I think is was more that I hadn't had any sleep actually.
Todd: Yeah, did you feel guilty in church knowing that you still had the beer buzz?
Ruth: No. I didn't feel guilty about that.
Todd: Yeah, that would be tough one. No, I still got up this morning at 5:45.
Ruth: 5:45!
Todd: Yeah.
Ruth: You must be a lunatic.
Todd: Well, I mean when the light comes up and the light goes through your window, I don't know how people can still sleep. You know? You can sleep when the light, the sunrise still comes up?
Ruth: Yeah, not for too, I mean I can't sleep forever, but like, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock, then my body wakes up.
Todd: The apartment I was at before, it was crazy because there was a rooster outside, and it didn't do what it was supposed to do, like normally when the sun comes up, the rooster is supposed to go, "er-er-er-er" or whatever,
but this thing did it at like 1 and 2 in the morning. It used to drive me nuts, so I used to always wake up at 2 because I'd hear this rooster going "er-er-er" and I just wanted to kill that bird.
Ruth: Did you go sleep, back to sleep after that?
Todd: Yeah, of course I went back to sleep, but the bird would wake me up regularly. Yeah. No roosters here.
Ruth: That's not funny is it?
Todd: Yeah.
前漢書(卷一)高帝紀第一
【高帝紀第一】
高祖,沛豐邑中陽裏人也,姓劉氏。母媼嘗息大澤之陂,夢與神遇。是時雷電晦冥,父太公往視,則見交龍於上。已而有娠,遂產高祖。
高祖為人,隆准而龍顏,美須髯,左股有七十二黑子。寬仁愛人,意豁如也。常有大度,不事家人生產作業。及壯,試吏,為泗上亭長,延中吏無所不狎侮。好酒及色。常從王媼、武負貰酒,時飲醉臥,武負、王媼見其上常有怪。高祖每酤留飲,酒讎數倍。及見怪,歲竟,此兩家常折券棄責。
高祖常徭咸陽,縱觀秦皇帝,喟然大息,曰:「嗟乎,大丈夫當如此矣!」
單父人呂公善沛令,辟仇,從之客,因家焉。沛中豪傑吏聞令有重客,皆往賀。蕭何為主吏,主進,令諸大夫曰:「進不滿千錢,坐之堂下。」高祖為亭長,素易諸吏,乃給為謁曰「賀錢萬」,實不持一錢。謁入,呂公大驚,起,迎之門。呂公者,好相人,見高祖狀貌,因重敬之,引入坐上坐。蕭何曰:「劉季固多大言,少成事。」高祖因狎侮諸客,遂坐上坐,無所詘。酒闌,呂公因目固留高祖。竟酒,後。呂公曰:「臣少好相人,相人多矣,無如季相,願季自愛。臣有息女,願為箕帚妾。」酒罷,呂媼怒呂公曰:「公始常欲奇此女,與貴人。沛令善公,求之不與,何自妄許與劉季?」呂公曰:「此非兒女子所知。」卒與高祖。呂公女即呂後也,生孝惠帝、魯元公主。
高祖嘗告歸之田。呂後與兩子居田中,有一老父過,請飲,呂後因餔之。老父相後曰:「夫人天下貴人也。」令相兩子,見孝惠帝,曰:「夫人所以貴者,乃此男也。」相魯元公主,亦皆貴。老父已去,高祖適從旁舍來,呂後具言:「客有過,相我子母皆大貴。」高祖問,曰:「未遠。」乃追及,問老父。老父曰:「鄉者夫人兒子皆以君,君相貴不可言。」高祖乃謝曰:「誠如父言,不敢忘德。」及高祖貴,遂不知老父處。
高祖為亭長,乃以竹皮為冠,令求盜之薛治,時時冠之,及貴常冠,所謂「劉氏冠」也。