有一个刚结婚的太太，坐在椅子那边，看起来很懊恼，
她先生回家看到她这个样子，就问：‘嗨，你怎么啦？
为什么看起来这么懊恼呢？’太太说：‘很抱歉，
你那件新做的西装裤被我烫坏了，烫成一个洞了。’
他先生说：‘啊！那个没关系啦！我还有另外一件一样的裤子。’
她说：‘是啊，还好我把那件新的拿出来补那件被我烫坏的。’
2008-01-11
Make Up For Cat
A driver is making an apology to a housewife for running
over and killing her pet cat. He promised that
he would make up for her loss.
“Fine,” the housewife said, “but can you actually catch mice?”
补偿猫的损失
一个汽车司机因为轧死了一位家庭妇女的宠物猫而向她道歉，
承诺要对她的损失给予补偿。
“好吧。”妇女说：“那你真的能抓老鼠吗？”
2008-01-12
Good use of cry
The parents with their three-year-old son went to see film.
When they walked into the cinema, the attendant said to them,
“you’ll have to go out if your son cries. But we’ll refund
you the tickets.” About half an hour later, the husband
asked his wife, “What do you think of the film?”
“I’ve never seen such a boring film.” His wife answered.
“It’s not worth seeing.”
“I don’t think much of it, either.” The husband said.
“Wake the child up and let him cry.”
哭的妙用
一对夫妇带着他们3岁的儿子去看电影。进电影院时，服务员
对他们说：“如果你们的儿子哭了，你们就得出去。不过我们会给你们退票的。”
大约半个小时以后，丈夫对妻子说：“你觉得这电影怎么样？”
“我从没看过这么没劲的电影。”妻子回答说，“真不值得看。”
“我也不喜欢看。”丈夫说：“叫醒孩子，让他哭。”
