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微软的收入是怎么来的。首先,Windows 98系列操作系统,一个就是 100多美元,每次升级又是几乎同样的价钱。Windows NT 还要贵几倍,而且有用户数目限制,5个用户的,10个用户的…… 以后如果要增加用户数目还要按比例付钱。

花了如此多钱买来的操作系统就能用了吗?它竟然连压缩程序都没有提供!你装上Windows 之后一般第一件事就是去下载一个 WinZip 吧,“只要 29 美元”。Windows会中病毒啊,马上花 70 美元买一个 Norton AntiVirus 吧。还有黑客呢?再买一个Norton Internet Security 好了,100 美元。系统需要优化,磁盘需要整理,买一个Norton System Works 是你最佳的解决方案,100美元。

可是你现在还是不能干正事啊!你想要一个 Word, PowerPoint?那就买一套 Office XP 吧,一起买便宜些,$459.90。

那些程序不会用啊!那些菜单怎么设置,到底有什么功能啊?看“帮助”也学不会。买本书看看吧,我推荐“Special Edition Using Microsoft Office XP”,不贵,$27.99。这本书里面大部分是屏幕抓图,还是买一本旧的比较划算,$17.85。

你如果只是当个秘书,上面的差不多还凑合了。可是你有更高的追求,你想成为 Windows程序员。首先买一个 Visual Studio.NET 吧,要不然怎么编译程序。$494.95。

为了紧跟微软动向,世界潮流,不能不注册个 MSDN 什么的吧?这个贵一点,不过物有所值啊,$2,799。

嗯,你现在已经是上层阶级,白领人士了。你现在可以像这样“自由”的,“安全”的生活了。

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English Jokes(摘抄)
1. girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
   boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
   Wife: When must I give them to him?
   Doctor: They are for you.

4. God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
   He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
   He saw me in dark, he created light .
   He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

5. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for
   lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made
a note, and
   posted on the apple tray "Take only one.
   God is watching."
   Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile
   of chocolate chip cookies.
   A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the
apples."

6. One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
   MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
   SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
   MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
   SON : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
   MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
   SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
   MOM : "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your
responsibilities.
          Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

7. What are the three fastest ways of communication?
   Three fastest means of communication in the world.
   Tele-phone
   Tele-vision
   Tell-a-woman.
   You still want faster?
   Tell her not to tell anyone :-)

 发表于: 2007-05-20,修改于: 2007-11-23 09:04 已浏览1143次,有评论0条 推荐 投诉

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